Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
well you can't waste a boner
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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