yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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