Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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