All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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