Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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