On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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