I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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