we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
a search helicopter?!
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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