Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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