i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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