normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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