You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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