You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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