I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize