omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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