i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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