Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just threw up on my dentist
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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