she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
People with herpes should wear stickers.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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