belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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