Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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