I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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