at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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