on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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