i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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