what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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