I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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