im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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