Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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