is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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