Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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