If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize