Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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