I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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