I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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