Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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