I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
try to milk me bitch
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