Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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