we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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