Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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