Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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