Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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