Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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