Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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