You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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go home
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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