woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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