Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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