I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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