He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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