Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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