Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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