so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my sisters under your porch take her home
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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