Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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