I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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