sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
did i just pee glitter
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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