I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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