I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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