I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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