why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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