school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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