True but thats because hes a fetus.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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