People in love make me want to vomit
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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