have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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