Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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